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Some weeks are significantly more awkward than others. This was one of those weeks, so all you are getting are "awkwards" from me.
-Catching a young man writing a sticky note to put on the car next to his. The post-it said something about door dings, crooked parking and couple 4 letter words that will not be mentioned here. We are PG.
-Calling Home Depot to inquire about supplies to build a carnival style dart game and the man insisting we play the guessing game about my occupation. Kindergarten teacher? No. Party planner? No. Stay at home mom? No. Camp counselor? No. He never guessed right and I never told him.
-Pretending to be coughing to convince Boyfriend that I needed a drink of his pop and actually creating a quite real coughing frenzy. Complete with the phlegm sound an all.
-Dreaming of a car with infinite cup holders so I don't have to clean out my half consumed cans of Diet Pepsi from my Cruiser. Even my subconscious is trying to make my life easier.
-Forgetting my wallet being forced to pay for food in the student union with a check. Like my Grandma. Taking an exceedingly long time because my pen wouldn't work and subsequently causing the longest line in union-eating history. Just like those old debit card commercials...I totally ruined the flow.
-Coming home to see cans and bottles all around the apartment lawn. "Those crazy college kids, how dare they get wild and not clean up...other people live here too..." and then realizing they are being blown from our balcony. Whooooops.
-The elevator ride with a student on her cell phone who is currently pissed at Amy because Amy didn't call Tyler to come to her birthday party so Tyler had to hear from Drew that Amy was having a party and Amy got mad a Drew for telling Tyler because Tyler wasn't supposed to know so now Drew is pissed and isn't going to the party and is instead going to hang out with Stephanie so now Stephanie isn't going to the party..... get off you phone and quit being dramatic.
-The elevator ride with a student on her cell phone who is currently pissed at Amy because Amy didn't call Tyler to come to her birthday party so Tyler had to hear from Drew that Amy was having a party and Amy got mad a Drew for telling Tyler because Tyler wasn't supposed to know so now Drew is pissed and isn't going to the party and is instead going to hang out with Stephanie so now Stephanie isn't going to the party..... get off you phone and quit being dramatic.
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