Twin

Boyfriend has an identical brother. We will call him Twin. Now, Twin and friends like to make jokes and tease Boyfriend and I about being in love. Oh by the way, they are 24, not 14.

These jokes are harmless and mostly funny, but they have decided to go after my little blog.

Now this is just unacceptable and I can't let it continue.

In no way do I think I can beat up any of Boyfriend's buddies, but I can totally take out Twin; he's just a little guy. A couple shots to those boney ribs and he'll be crying for an Old Style. Plus I'll break his glasses.

This is the kicker, I drew his name for Leonard Family Christmas. I'm going to wrap up all the stuff in my junk drawer. Someone is getting jumbo pink sunglasses and a Michael Bolton CD.